The wolves are back! Let’s shoot them!

Remember Bruno the Bear? Hunters in northern Germany are still pissed off about not having had a chance to take a shot at him, down south. So I guess that’s why they’ve begun knocking off the wolves up north.

Famous for their greenish, back-to-nature attitudes, Germans nevertheless detest disorder of any kind and German hunters appear to be the worst about this kind of thing. These wolves aren’t supposed to be here, you see. They came in illegally over the Polish border a while back and have been, well, breeding like rats ever since. It’s time to take action or something.

You know, like that scene in the Kevin Costner movie? It’s the Wild West all over again over here, only it’s in the Wild East this time.

“Es gibt Grund zu der Vermutung, dass der Jäger wusste, worauf er schoss.”