German drug to make female erections last longer

Or make them possible in the first place. Or something.  Ah, what the hell do I know about any of this here stuff anyways?

But talk about your anti-depressants, man.

“Yes, women are complex and so are their libidos.”

No class system medicine here

German politicians are rushing to deny that they are receiving a better, safer swine flu vaccine than ordinary Germans are (the first of 50 million doses arrived in Germany yesterday).

It’s actually way better and tons safer.

“The fact that politicians and top civil servants in ministries will be vaccinated with a vaccine other than the people is a terrible sign. Today politicians must take what they recommend.”

“The weekend scandal has drowned out a second debate which has been raging in recent weeks in the US and which has also found resonance here in Germany: whether such a massive vaccination program is necessary in the first place.”

Stressed German model

No, not her.

The German health-care model.

“It took the Germans 125 years to figure out that their health-care system doesn’t work.”

“With Congress inching ever closer to passing a greater federal presence in providing health insurance under ObamaCare, let’s hope it doesn’t take the U.S. until the year 2134 to figure out it isn’t working.”

“My substances aren’t dangerous”

But the ones I just gave you must have been.

“A group session at a doctor’s house in northern Berlin left two men dead and another in a coma after their therapist gave them a dangerous cocktail of drugs.”

“The doctor, Garik “Garri” R., is reported to have been born in Uzbekistan. He is a registered doctor with insurance companies and is accredited to work as a psychotherapist… The suspect’s wife, Elke P., runs an alternative medicine practice in the same house, and she was also at the group session on Saturday.”

I think the wife did it.

“He called himself a psychotherapist but what he did was in no way psychotherapy.” Yeah, it was just the psycho part.

I thought he was a vegetarian

“The advert was trying to show the ugliness of the illness, not of aids victims.”

Drug money

And here I thought they were all on dope already. The Left party’s expert for addiction and drugs (or was it drugs and addiction?) has suggested combating the German state’s current fiscal woes by legalizing marijuana because “We could really use the money we would take in with cannabis tax for, like say, health education.”

What a bunch of copycats. Or maybe this is just the next well-orchestrated move in some sinister international German-Austrian-Californian drug tax cartel conspiracy. Damn. My head starts spinning just thinking about it. And I get the munchies, too.

„Dann hätten wir eine Gleichstellung aller Drogen.“

And you call this a stimulus package?

 I don’t understand this.

But anything that stops Hitler sperm must be a good thing, right?

“Condom ads expose us: Americans are prudes, Germans unrestrained”