The next rescue package just arrived

Rescue packages being in these days, even al-Qaida  is getting into the picture, at least in Germany. Some guy calling himself Abu Talha the German, whose wish has been “to blow myself up for Allah since 1993″, has introduced his own plan to save the German economy or “forces”, as he puts it, in Afghanistan, of course.

 

 

 

 

“We believe the video is authentic,” said a spokesman for Germany’s Federal Criminal Police Office. “Although we’re not so sure about the dubbing part.”

 

 Man kann sich vor Rettungspaketen kaum noch retten.

Take your last shots, Germany

 And we all know that you know that we know how you know you’re gonna miss him. Check out this really, really funny, sophisticated and, uh, original video! It’s a scream or something.

„Entspannt, humorig und ohne jede Spur von Reue hat US-Präsident George W. Bush von den Journalisten im Weißen Haus Abschied genommen.“